Saturday, February 25, 2006

Jack Bauer's favorite color is severe terror alert red. His second favorite color is violet, but just because it sounds like violent.

Jack Bauer got Hellen Keller to talk.

Jack Bauer was never addicted to heroin. Heroin was addicted to Jack Bauer.

Jack Bauer doesn't miss. If he didn't hit you it's because he was shooting at another terrorist twelve miles away.

Jack Bauer does not sleep. The only rest he needs is what he gets when he's knocked out or temporarily killed.

If you spell Jack Bauer while playing Scrabble you win. Forever.

What color is Jack Bauer’s blood? Trick question. Jack Bauer does not bleed.


Your attraction to jack bauer in no way effects your sexual orientation.

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